Dr_BSavage
savagesince83
Waiting for retirement… so I can enjoy boating, playing chess and playing golf regularly
This morning I picked up my aunt from the dealership after she dropped off her vehicle. As soon as she gets in the car, she tells me, “Go to the gas station so I can put some gas in your car.” I told her she didn’t have to do that. She yelled, “Boy, if you don’t stop at the damn gas station, and I don’t care if you just put $5 in!” I said, “Okay .” We pull up, she tapes her card at the pump, and I pump exactly $5. She looks at me and says, “You really just put $5 in?”
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I said, “Yes. You said you didn’t care if I just put $5 in.” Then I asked if she wanted to go anywhere else. She said she needed to stop at the store to pick up a few things. I pull up to the entrance to drop her off and she says, “Boy, if you don’t park this car and come in so I can buy you some snacks!” I told her I’d come in, but she didn’t have to buy me anything. She said, “Boy, if you don’t go pick out some snacks!” So reluctantly, I grab a box of taquitos
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She looks at me and says, “That’s it?” I said, “Yes” Then she says, “I don’t care how old you are, how big you are, or how much money you have. I will always treat you because you’re always going to be my little nephew.” Then it hit me. The older I get, the more I realize that most of our older family members will always see us as that little kid they helped raise, spoiled, fussed at, and took care of. Sometimes you just have to let them enjoy that version of you.
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Have you ever been around someone who asks you a bunch of questions, and after you answer every single one, they just don’t shut up? Then after each answer, they have to tell you a story that connects to the question they asked. I’m proud of myself I didn’t yell SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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This is officially the final update for the Sleepover Chronicles. First, thanks to everyone who was concerned about your Threadphew, Mr. Cherries, and the rest of the knuckleheads. My ex and I did talk to my son about what they saw. He said he told Mr. Cherries, “Your dad was just getting his DoorDash order.” After that, the boys started trying to guess what he ordered from DoorDash. One of them said, “I hope he DoorDashed a Slurpee and Slim Jims from 7-11.” I called Mr. Cherries’ mom to
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check on him and to see how she was doing. She immediately said, “I know why you’re calling.” She said he was doing good and that the situation was being dealt with. She also said she appreciated that his friends kept telling him it was just DoorDash because it helped him feel better. I told her anytime she or her son needs to talk, they’re more than welcome to drop by or hit me up. Honestly if these knuckleheads saying his dad was getting DoorDash helped their friend feel better then I’m all
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for it. They looked out for their friend when he needed them, and at the end of the day, that’s what matters. One last thing my daughter told me she’s having a sleepover this weekend with a couple of her friends. I said, “I survived 10 of your brother’s friends and him. I absolutely refuse to spend weekend in a house full of estrogen.” I definitely know I can’t deal with a group of 23 year olds.
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Before you guys get the update on the drone footage, let me go ahead and clear up what your threadphew is actually getting in trouble for. He will be getting in trouble for standing on the pool table, turning off the alarm, and being in the pool without an adult. Yes, I know they only had their feet in the pool, but he knows and his friends know the # 1 rule when they’re here no pool without an adult who can swim with them. Now the drone footage. They flew the drone for about 20 minutes through
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the neighborhood. Just checking out the their houses for the ones that live in neighborhood. It really seemed boring until
they stayed on one kid’s street. Them staying there really didn’t register with me at first. Then after paying attention I was like fuck! One of the boys actually saw his dad with another woman while his mom is out of town. In the footage, you can see the drone hovering near a neighbor’s house. His dad comes out of their house and walks toward this car that’s parked close
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to the neighbor’s. Then you see a woman get out the car. After they see that they fly the drone back to my house. For those who have been following these updates remember the kid who was up before everybody else eating cherries and FaceTiming his mom? That was his dad. I feel horrible because he didn’t need to see that none of them needed to see that. So tomorrow me and my ex are going to come up with some type of plan of action about this entire thing. If you all have any suggestions on how
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me and my ex should handle this feel free to chime in. I apologize it took so long the update and for this post being all over the place.
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